Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
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It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
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We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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