But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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