Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
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You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize