Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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