So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
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Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
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Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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