After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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