Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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