Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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