How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Randomize
