Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
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New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
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I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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