Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
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I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
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Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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