Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
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