so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
it wasn't lemon gatorade
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
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...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
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And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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