There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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