Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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