those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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