Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
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What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
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Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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