I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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