I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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