You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
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