return my video game
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
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