That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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