yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
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I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
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I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
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