if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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