so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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