we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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