Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
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