How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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