so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
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The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
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She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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