2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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