Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
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Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
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On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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