Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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