Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
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Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
This baby is an asshole
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If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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