well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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