So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
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