Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
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