the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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