Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
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He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
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direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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