Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
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just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
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So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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