Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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