So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Randomize
