yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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