you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
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Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
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Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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