i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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