S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
my god I love twenty year old dicks
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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