sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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