yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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