I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
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She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
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Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
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