Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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