I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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