North Korea, Best Korea!
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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