just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
home. puking in laundry basket.
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
It's official drugs can't kill me
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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