her vagine was all disorganized.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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