In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
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Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
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I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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