Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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