Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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